Clay Aiken...the Sperminator?

News sources report today that pop singer Clay Aiken is going to become a father. This from the San Francisco Chronicle:

Singer Clay Aiken is having a baby with his best friend, music producer Jaymes Foster.

A spokesman for Foster's music mogul brother, David Foster, has confirmed that Jaymes, 50, became pregnant through artificial insemination and is due to give birth to the 29-year-old "American Idol" star's child in August.

Um...holy shit. If a gay American Idol with highlights, a powdered nose and a belty tenor can impregnate a 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN named JAMES then...hang on to your condoms, because NO ONE IS SAFE!!!

I mean, just LOOK at this guy:

"You think I'm gay," he seems to be saying. "But watch out ladies. I am potent."

To anyone who has attended a Clay Aiken concert in the past year, you are probably pregnant and I recommend you take like three EPTs, stat. And...what were you thinking going to a Clay Aiken concert, anyway?

Sources report that Aiken and Foster will not marry, but that Aiken will play an active role in the child's life. Aww.