It's a fetus!

I just know it this time. I am probably, definitely, totally pregnant. It is most definitely NOT a food baby. I've been feeling naush for about three days. I thought I might just be paranoid, but when I mentioned it to my roommate, she asked, "Do you think maybe you're pregnant?" THEN, my boyfriend said last night, totally out of the blue, "Wouldn't it suck- I mean, be totally inconvenient, if you got pregnant right now, right before starting grad school?" Totally a sign. I must be emanating baby vibes. Nevermind that I had my period a week and a half ago. God is punishing me for the blog. Anyway, that was probably just implantation bleeding.