Dear Ginger,
I heard that you can get pregnant just "messing around."
Is this true?
Periodless in Peoria
Dear Period,
The answer, my young, hot-and-heavy friend is Yes! A resounding Yes! Though they appear squirmy and guileless under magnification, sperm are actually mighty warriors who will fight to enter your vagina at every turn.
Thus, you can get pregnant from merely spending "quality time" with any guy with a respectable sperm count.
Dear Period,
The answer, my young, hot-and-heavy friend is Yes! A resounding Yes! Though they appear squirmy and guileless under magnification, sperm are actually mighty warriors who will fight to enter your vagina at every turn.
Thus, you can get pregnant from merely spending "quality time" with any guy with a respectable sperm count.
This includes activities such as: making out, heavy petting, taking naps together, wearing bathing suits while in the same hot tub vicinity, and watching any film starring Marky Mark. If you have done any of these things recently, you are probably pregnant.
Acceptable male-female interactions that will probably not get you pregnant include: paddle-boating with your parents, taking a knitting class, and discussing your constant fear of getting pregnant. Remember...it's okay to talk about it! Good luck.
Acceptable male-female interactions that will probably not get you pregnant include: paddle-boating with your parents, taking a knitting class, and discussing your constant fear of getting pregnant. Remember...it's okay to talk about it! Good luck.
No comments:
Post a Comment